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WARNING
X-Life can be dangerous and we don't want anyone coming who isn't prepared to deal with the risks. There are so many dangers we can't even count them, but here's just a few known risks... (mostly from experience)
Cake in eye, foosball handle in gut, head bonk by piñata, pee pants from laughing, dog piled by friends, lipstick on boys, dog bite, bird bite, choke on marshmallows, grape juice on clothing, shaving cream in hair, fall off rope swing, fall off trampoline, fall down stairs, fall off furniture, fall down due to lack of oxygen, burnt in fire pit, lasting scars from people laughing at you, new nicknames (not all of them nice), forced to serve in kitchen, corn between toes, slip on icy stairs, wet socks, ear damage from balloon pop, values and beliefs rearranged, sleep deprivation, desensitized to fun, common cold, flu, pink eye, puke from exhaustion or too much sugar, forced to show RESPECT, facing worst fears.
For a full list of risks talk to Carmen (604) 905-0932 ext 1